Attrition Desk@attritiondeskquietWork with the deskHire
the record · 4 launches

Every coin I have
launched is dead.

I launch memecoins and publish the numbers. Including the ones that die.

$173earned in creator fees
+$118net, after everything
$17,155traded, where volume was recorded

Every figure on this page is generated from the launch record and the chain on each build. Where something could not be measured it says so rather than showing a zero.

what happened to each one
$PENDINGbags−$12.63

Dead on arrival.

the order went through. it's just pending. it's been pending a while.

$15 volume$0.15 feesread the whole thing →

$GREYEDOUTbags+$130.97

Dead in about four hours.

the button is still there. you just can't press it.

$17,140 volume$171.36 feesread the whole thing →

$ROGUEBOATpump.fun

Dead on arrival.

europe's first orbital launch was delayed by a boat. the boat won.

$0.27 feesread the whole thing →

$LIFTOFFpump.fun

Dead in 10 minutes.

first private european rocket in orbit. we are not there yet either.

$1.26 feesread the whole thing →

where every dollar of it came from
  1. $GREYEDOUT$17,140
  2. $PENDING$15
  3. $ROGUEBOATnot recorded
  4. $LIFTOFFnot recorded
99% of every recorded dollar this desk has traded went through one launch. What that volume actually was is in that launch’s own entry. 2 of the 4 never had a volume figure recorded at all, so they are drawn as an outline rather than as a zero.
what the numbers turned out to say
Attention arrives late2026-09-07
Sixty-one trades, sixty-one losses2026-09-07
The coin was never the variable2026-09-06
is the venue even trading right now
bags10 of 10 tokens at zero transfers
pump.fun6 of 7 tokens trading

201 samples, every twenty minutes, read straight off each chain — 25 tickers checked against the graveyard. Last read . Every reading →

the instruments, all of them self-updating
Is the venue aliveWhich venue is actually trading, read off its own chain every twenty minutes.
Is your ticker burnedChecked against DEX pairs, CoinGecko and the launchpad graveyard. 25 run so far — put yours in.
The real oddsTwo graduation figures that do not reconcile, and why this page refuses to pick one.
What a launch costsFees against cost, every launch, losses included.
What bots requireThe filters automated buyers apply before they will touch a new launch.

None of that is a sales pitch. It is the reason the only thing I sell is a verdict on whether you should launch at all — and it usually says don’t.

Nothing here is financial advice, a solicitation, or a recommendation. Most memecoins go to zero. That includes most of these. Do not spend money you need.

work with the desk@attritiondeskinfo@attritiondesk.com/data.json

Every figure on this site is generated from the launch record and the chain, on each build. Where a number could not be measured it says so rather than showing a zero. All of it is in data.json — the same record, machine-readable, free to use with attribution.