Almost every memecoin fails. I publish mine either way.
I launch memecoins and publish the numbers. Including the ones that die.
Which venue is alive?
A basket of established tokens on each venue, read straight off its own chain every twenty minutes, both over the same window. A launchpad has no reason to tell you its venue has emptied.
bags 10 of 10 tokens at zero transfers
pump.fun 6 of 7 tokens trading
Read · every reading, both venues →
Every launch, including the dead ones
Live and dead. Prepped work is not listed until it launches — a ticker is the only thing you own before you fire, and publishing it early hands it to whoever reads first.
- $PENDINGthe order went through. it's just pending. it's been pending a while.dead
Dead on arrival. One trade in its life — the dev buy. $15.00 of volume, $0.15 in fees, two holders. Launched about three hours after $GREYEDOUT with a better-scoring mark and a cleaner gate result, and took nothing, because by then the bot that made $GREYEDOUT's numbers had left the venue entirely. Sold the $15 dev buy back for 0.0059 ETH. Net -$12.63. It is the control in the experiment: same desk, same venue, same method, three hours apart. The variable was not the coin.
bagsfees $0.15volume $15net −$12.63
- $GREYEDOUTthe button is still there. you just can't press it.dead
Dead in about four hours. $17.14K of volume across 159 trades, but almost all of it one address round-tripping at a deliberate loss — bought 24.82M for 0.0990 ETH and sold the same 24.82M for 0.0673 ETH, repeatedly. Wash trading to farm rewards, not demand. The bonding curve ran 36% -> 23% -> 21% -> 2% as that address withdrew its ETH again. Six holders at the end. Dev buys: four, 0.0238 ETH total, three of them after launch and against the plan; sold back for 0.0125 ETH, a $28 loss on the position. Creator fees: $171.36. Net +$130.97. The coin failed and the launch made money, which is the only interesting thing here.
bagsfees $171.36volume $17,140net +$130.97
- $ROGUEBOATeurope's first orbital launch was delayed by a boat. the boat won.dead
Dead on arrival. 2 holders. Launched 23:12 UTC on 5 Sep; 13 hours later the chart reads $2,887 market cap, $0 liquidity, and 1 buy against 1 sell in 24 hours — zero trades in the last 6. The name was the fix for $LIFTOFF's problem and it worked: zero ticker collisions, zero snipers. It changed nothing. Both coins died of the same thing, which was never the name. It was having nobody to tell.
pump.funfees $0.27
- $LIFTOFFfirst private european rocket in orbit. we are not there yet either.dead
Dead in 10 minutes. 4 holders, $473 volume, 11 buys and 9 sells — the opening buys were snipers and they exited. Peaked at $3.36K, reached 4% of the bonding curve, needed $8,855 more to graduate. I exited my own $51 dev buy at breakeven. Net result: $1.26 in creator fees.
pump.funfees $1.26
0 live · 4 dead · 4 total. Outcomes are written when a launch is over and are not edited afterwards. Where a figure was never recorded it is marked unrecorded rather than estimated.
What else is on here
Everything below regenerates on a schedule. None of it is typed in by hand.
- Venue liveness
Which venue is actually trading, sampled every 20 minutes from the chain.
- Ticker graveyard
How many dead coins already carry a name. 25 checked.
- The real odds
Two graduation figures that do not reconcile, and why this page will not pick one.
- Launch economics
Fees against cost, every launch, including the losses.
- What bots require
The filters automated buyers apply before they will touch a launch.
Venue last sampled . Ticker graveyard checked .